Tuesday, May 17, 2011

The candy market.....

Another red-letter day on the Mieczkowski Candy Exchange!

At the opening bell, Tootsie Rolls dropped 68%, due to a new study released
by Grace and Co. expounding the health concerns of this highly sought-after product.


Currently, Hershey Dark Chocolate bars lead the field,
climbing to an all new trade ratio of 4:1.
(4 Hershey Kisses to 1 Dark Chocolate bar)

Trade constraints are fierce, and demand for certain items remains high,
but at this point, statistics seem to indicate that investors in this market
will have to diversify into more health-conscious products to maintain their liquidity.

No word yet on the dental ramifications of these trades.

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1 comment:

  1. Definitely on pins-and-needles reading this market report...will it be a bear or a bull??

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