Once upon a time, there was a girl named Little Lorie Jane.
Now Little Lorie Jane had a doll that she loved dearly.
She played with it, and slept with it, and she even chewed on its fingers.
One day, Little Lorie Jane's mother said, "We need to give that baby a bath!"
So they tossed the dolly into the washer and then the dryer.
When the dryer was done, to Little Lorie Jane's horror, the dolly had changed dramatically! Little Lorie Jane began to cry. Little Lorie Jane's mother said, "Don't cry. That baby just got a suntan!"
And from then on, the dolly was affectionately known as "Baby with the Suntan".